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Here’s a case of royal Chutzpah-Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers has sued God!
Apparently Mr. Chambers is seeking an injunction against God because he believes God is conducting a terrorist threats against him and his constituents (lucky bucks that they are).
“Additionally, he said God inspired fear and caused “widespread death, destruction and terrorisation of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants.”
The judge dismissed the suit saying the plaintiff must have access to the defendant to serve the papers.
Senator Chambers has 30 days to appeal and refile his case against God. Let’s stay tuned to see what the defendant’s-pardon me, God’s response will be.
Read the whole story at Yahoo News.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received a $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
AND…..A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be an American!
A new edition of the Pop Crunch show…. S&M references, Rick Rolling, and some other fun stuff….
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